oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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