What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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