thus making me awesome and them whores
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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