you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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