just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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