even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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