Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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