my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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