very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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