Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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