Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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