I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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