And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We are two peas in an std pod
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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