There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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