he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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