If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
If I had your ass I would rule the world
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
