i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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