oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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