Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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