GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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