You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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