I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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