even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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