i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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