before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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