how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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