VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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