I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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