also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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