what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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