Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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