Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize