Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
