I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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