I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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