I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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