i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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