There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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