There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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