Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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