wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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