38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
