I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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