I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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