I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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