This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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