Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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