Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
