They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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