Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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