I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
