my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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