Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
