I wish i was in the wii world.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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