I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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