Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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