it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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