is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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